Chorus:
Super god damn no good dirty mother fuckin' asshole,
Even though the sound of it just might create a hassle.
If you don't like how it's sung i'll gladly kick your asshole,
Super God damn no good dirty mother fuckin' asshole.
Hum-dila-lily Hum-dil-a-li... Hum-dila-lily Hum-dil-a-li...
1st Verse:
I was shy and studious and never late to class.
I never drank or dated and never smoked up grass.
Then I started drinking beer and lifting weights and stuff,
Now whenever I speak up the girls all think I'm tough.
Chorus:
Super god damn no good dirty mother fuckin' asshole,
Even though the sound of it just might create a hassle.
If you don't like how it's sung i'll gladly kick your asshole,
Super God damn no good dirty mother fuckin' asshole.
Hum-dila-lily Hum-dil-a-li... Hum-dila-lily Hum-dil-a-li...
2nd Verse
By the time that I left college I was fast and strong and mean.
Then, I joined the SUNDAY MORNING RUGY FOOTBALL TEAM!
I learned to play and train all day to scrum and maul and ruck.
When the game is done and won I like to drink and fuck!
Chorus:
Super god damn no good dirty mother fuckin' asshole,
Even though the sound of it just might create a hassle.
If you don't like how it's sung i'll gladly kick your asshole,
Super God damn no good dirty mother fuckin' asshole.
Hum-dila-lily Hum-dil-a-li... Hum-dila-lily Hum-dil-a-li...
Hum-dila-lily Hum-dil-a-li... Hum-dila-lily Hum-dil-a-li...
3rd Verse
My mother taught me as a lad to never shout or scream.
Then, I joined the SUNDAY MORNING RUGBY FOOTBALL TEAM!
The motto of our club, is very simply thus:
If you don't like our song then GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM US!
Chorus:
Super god damn no good dirty mother fuckin' asshole,
Even though the sound of it just might create a hassle.
If you don't like how it's sung i'll gladly kick your asshole,
Super God damn no good dirty mother fuckin' asshole.
